Granted, but you'll have to be banned for an eternity first.

I want bobs and vegana.

Granted but you wont be able to open the picture.
I want a time machine

Granted, but you can only travel between 1933-1945 and the machine makes you a jew.
I want world peace.

Granted, but the world doesn't want you
I want to see @kenny serial banned from SAES! ::)

(No Hate Kenny, we all love you at some point)

Granted, but the ban lasts only for 1 second.

I desire eternal life.

Granted, but you will be paralysed.
I want a girlfriend.

Granted but she will be a 90 year old shemale
I want a galaxy s10

Granted, but a better one will come out
I want GTA V

Granted, but you get the physical version and your pc has no cd alot.

I want to lose my virginity

Granted, but you will lose your virginity with brophy.
I want a British GF

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Granted, but your british girlfriend will have a dick

I want to beckomme a locked car

@NRG

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Granted, but the doors window is broken off.
I want to declare war on cubans

Granted, but no one is going to help u.
I want a mansion

Garanted, but you will die when u get it
I want @kipt to be SAHA

Granted but you will never get any position (CS/SAHA/SAES/SAESHQ)
I want SAM to have bulletproof vehicles

Granted but your vehicles won't be able to move
i want tamsou7 to have common sense

Seems like that one was impossible.

Granted but be mature first
I want more pro stalking tools

Granted but learn to stalk first
I want to be ICE

Granted, but ICE will die once u join it.
I want a new pc

Granted but the delivery man will crash
I want to see SAES>Filex

Granted, but he'll be kicked for wearing the SAES tags without being part of the clan.

I want enough cash for me and my whole family to live off for the rest of our life.

Granted, but you will use all ur money on casino and lose, so ur familly will kill u.
I want to be DE