Granted, but you have to be gangless forever
I want DE for myself

Granted , but on your own server.
I want you to stop corrupting my wishes.

Granted, but I won't stop corrupting your wishes.
I want to kill myself.

Granted, but each time you try to do that, you fail.
I want @Adistar's love

Granted, but he will love another Jamal.
I want @Jamal to be a loyal dog

Granted, but police will shoot him and he will die.
I want to kill trump

Granted, but he will fake his death.
I want to replace Trump

Granted, but the now one will be worse than trump.
I want to buy Rockstar.

granted, but you only buy the company name
i want to get aids

Granted, but you die after 5 mins
I want this topic to be active

Granted, but you won't be able to post again on this topic.
I want multiple polls available in a single forum post

Granted, but the forum closed 24 hours after.
I want to sleep

Granted , but you wont wake up.
I want to see canserbero vs kybalion

Granted, but then the server will shut down.
I dont want this topic revived.

Granted, but you its already revived
I want to marry @Teddy

Granted, but you will divorce the same day
I want to join a gang and squad at the same time.

Granted,but the organizations which you join will closen up by Kain.
I want to see SWAT turfing FOX

Granted, but then SWAT and FOX together will turf B~B
I want to join HLS

Granted, but you're assigned to the Bayside Port of Entry which has zero activity

I wish for upgraded Fire Equipment for the SAFD and my Battalion.

Granted, but they don't want to be upgraded .
I want to join ZIP.

Granted, but you will have a limit of 10 objects.
I want to win $15m in an event.

Granted, but it will be paid in 1$ transactions, 1 transaction per second.
I want to join OB.

Granted, but yoko will delete it the moment you join
I want to be happy

Granted, but your way to show happines is through crying.
I want a paypal account with endless money in it.

Granted, but you'll have to pay me 50% of the amount you spend everytime
I want c bug to be fixed