Granted, but you wont be able to youse them

I want that @Hesha gives me free inv. to DE

Granted, but patrol will kick and blacklist you
I want to be a programming teacher

Granted but you wouldn't be able to teach.
I want One Piece to end..

Granted, but there will be another season
I want Nanobob to script KATLA

@chief Granted, but this'll never happend.
I want to get a free invite to all groups!

Granted, but you will not get invited to all groups (get shot by your own weapon)
I want DE and CLO skins switched.

Granted, but DE and CEO roles will be switched too
I want a bike

Granted, but you can only ride it while you are farting
I want everyone to be saes member

Granted, but you will be the only one who didn't got invite
I want to get rich

Granted, but you're still a poor kid.
I wanna get banned.

Granted, but you will get unbanned
I want SAES Dev to do anything I say

Granted, but you'll tell them to ban you.
I wanna ban everyone.

Granted, but you will ban yourself too
I want madd dogs mansion for 1M

Granted but you will lose it due to inactivity
I want to want smth to wish

Granted, but the wish that you want will be licking hesha's ass
I want GTA V SAES

Granted, but you will be banned.
I want @Bone to invite me to CEM, still waiting....

Granted, but he will never invite you
I want to be SAFD member

Granted, but @Marko Will kick you even before you managed to spawn.
I want @Bone to invite me to CEM!!!

Granted, but CEM will die once you spawn
I want @Jamal420 to be my whore

Granted, but he's got a small dick
I want a new computer

Granted, but your new PC is going to be your old PC
I want iphone 7

Granted but it will fall down of your hand and gets broken on the first time you use it
I want 2.0

Granted, but this will only happen at 2030
I want Glock 17

Granted but it will not be able to shoot
I want cash

Granted, but you will waste it all on drugs
I want to be a pro player